I Tell Dad Jokes. Results May Vary." — Laughing Dad Entertainment Long Sleeve Tee
More sleeve. Same zero guarantees.
The warning label that started on a t-shirt has officially gone long sleeve — because dad joke season doesn't end when the weather turns. If anything, trapped inside for the holidays with the whole family is peak dad joke territory, and you're going to want the right uniform for it.
This is the shirt you wear to Thanksgiving dinner when you've already got four solid bits lined up before you even walk in the door. It's the shirt you wear to the Christmas party when someone asks how things are going, and you have a response prepared that technically answers the question but also isn't really an answer. It's the long-sleeve version of accepting exactly who you are and committing to it fully.
Why You'll Love It:
Bold warning label graphic that manages expectations so efficiently you barely have to say a word before the room already knows what's coming. Gildan long sleeve construction that's warm enough for fall shows, holiday parties, and standing in the driveway explaining to a neighbor why that pun was actually clever. Available in multiple colors because the only thing worse than a bad dad joke is a bad dad joke delivered in the wrong color shirt.
Official merch from Laughing Dad Entertainment — 8+ years of live stand-up comedy across Southern Indiana and the greater Louisville area.
This Shirt Is Perfect For:
The dad who treats every family gathering like an open mic and has the track record to prove it. The husband who has been workshopping the same pun since August and is finally ready to debut it at Christmas dinner. Anyone who wants a gift for the guy who thinks he's funnier than he is — which, to be fair, he kind of is. Father's Day, birthdays, the holidays, or any occasion where the person you're buying for has never once let a straight line go by without taking a swing at it.
The Details:
Fit: Classic unisex long sleeve, true to size
Material: Gildan cotton — soft, breathable, and built to outlast the groans
Construction: Double-needle stitching, ribbed cuffs, seamless collar
Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. The shirt will survive. Whether your family survives another round of jokes is between you and them.
Made to Order:
Printed fresh when your order comes in. Slightly longer wait than a store-bought shirt. Considerably shorter wait than the pause after a dad joke lands perfectly and everyone pretends it didn't.